Kelly Anneken is what happens when Kim Kardashian looks like Bette Midler and tweets like Roseanne.

This Oakland-based funny person and all-around swell gal performs standup comedy at clubs and dive bars, including the SF Punch Line, Cobb’s, Crackers, and Go Bananas. Kelly has appeared at Iowa’s Green Gravel Comedy Festival and Boston’s Women in Comedy Festival. She has shared a stage with Jim Gaffigan and Anthony Jeselnik at Austin’s Moontower Comedy Festival and has appeared “in conversation” with Tig Notaro, Amy Schumer, and John Waters.

You can learn more about Kelly and her limited HTML skills at www.kellyanneken.com.