Nicole Calasich is a prince.

She loves how people believe anything in writing and is pleased/relieved to inform you Ryan Gosling has stopped calling and is finally moving on.

A comedian and writer based out of San Francisco, she performs stand-up and sketch comedy primarily at the SF Punchline, Lost Weekend, the San Jose Improv, Rooster T. Feather’s, Cobb’s, and festivals like SF Sketchfest and the Shits & Giggles Festival.

She’s revived all her critically acclaimed sketch work and absurdist tendencies in Attractive Camp, a comedy smorgasborg she produces at the best underground comedy venue in town: Lost Weekend Video.

She also just hopes to hang out with Prince one day.