Ron Chapman has been performing standup in the Bay Area for 2 years, and he's getting closer to decent all the time. His most prominent thoughts are centered on both his fear of living and the unavoidable fact of his own death. He is the voice of the radio drama The Swan Hotel, co-producer of the phenomenal Fun Times With Friends and Jury Duty shows, and author of the forthcoming book, "You don't have to hate Mayonnaise to be Black and other things I've learned from being me."