Ben Berkley joined The Onion in 2010 and serves as the managing editor of America’s Finest News Source and its sister site ClickHole. A Tempe, Arizona native, Ben remains best known for his 37-year playing career with the San Diego Padres.
Brian Janosch is the co-founder of Cultivated Wit and off-again, off-again contributor to Vulture. A Mundelein, Illinois-native, Brian worked at The Onion from 2008-2012 providing him a unique perspective compared to most moderators in that he's seen every panelist naked. Numerous times.
Head writer Chad Nackers joined the Onion staff in 1997-ish. A native of Appleton, Wisconsin and a graduate of some college, Chad has performed numerous award-winning tasks such as editing, writing, and cleaning the grisly remains of undocumented workers from The Onion's printing press.
Vermont-native Cole Bolton is the editor of The Onion, as well as Modern Clock Repair, Chime & Pendulum, and Clockwork Digest. A legendarily reclusive figure, this is Bolton's first public appearance since 1951.
Jason Roeder is senior editor of The Onion. A Florida native, Jason has been on life support since climbing into the Philadelphia Zoo's gorilla habitat in 2011. Find him on Twitter at @jasonroeder.
Jermaine Affonso joined The Onion in 2011 and is currently the editor of its sister site ClickHole. Jermaine is a native of Sugar Land, Texas and a graduate of The University of Texas at Austin. His voice is provided by talented Los Angeles-based actor Marc Pearson.